The double dare coat

I asked myself to remember my dreams last night before I went to sleep, hoping that they would shed some light on my disastrous waking life at the moment. But all I had images of was a rainbow jacket. This jacket was made out of yarn and went from one arm to the other. It was just yarn tied to each arm's end. The yarn then wrapped around the back in some fancy, knotted fashion and fluttered around. This coat did not cover up any bit of my body, which is normal for any piece of dream fashion that appears in my brain. If I were to be a fashion designer, clothing would barely be an option. The dream woman who showed it to me started singing a song,

"The double dare coat, the double dare coat, the coat for everyone's double dare!"